While I was sleeping....

I woke up a few weeks ago and found this...not the mess that's always there, the penguin humidifier on top of my bookcase. You may think that's not strange except for when I went to sleep the penguin was watching over me from my dresser and even when stretching as high and tall as I can, I'm still a few inches short of being able to reach the top.

Aside from the obvious question of how I got it up there in the first place, a better question is why did I feel the need to make him face the wall? There must have been something very interesting going on is all I can guess.

***What do you think of my new feature posts? Might be a fun way to document the oddities that are my sleep cycle.

Comments

Joey Tracy said…

hahahaha! and you told me to lay off the sauce! that's the funniest penguin story ever. what did he ever do to you?

8:31 AM

Kellie said…

LOL! Keep the sleeping stories a comin'. I love them! :)

12:07 AM

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